It's Not the Fake, It's the Lie
A band with no humans in it, an actress who doesn't exist, a five-star write-up sitting on a hundred food-poisoning complaints. The machine isn't the scandal. The unlabeled swap is.
a public explorer of emerging futures
I build little pieces of the future to probe what they mean.
Experiments, speculative artifacts, and field notes from the seam where technology meets being human — shared out loud, while they’re still messy.
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Me and a friend at the Bench
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what’s a probe? →The latest things I’ve made, broken, or figured out. Newest first.
The Log Is Fake
I lost twenty minutes to a website that lets you chop firewood, and it handed me something my work keeps withholding: a finished pile.
Nobody Can Draw a Bicycle
A spider, a fake FBI town, and a bicycle built for AI.
I Built a Robot to Read My Mind and Believed It Anyway.
I trusted a tool I made to tell me what mattered, until it disagreed with itself over a single misplaced space. A field guide to the confident outputs worth checking twice.
I was looking for a Nigel I could download
I wanted Nigel from Devil Wears Prada to walk into my bedroom. What showed up was a pile of apps and a piece of cardboard.
A Meteor Fell and I Couldn't Find the Crowd
A meteor boom over Boston, a real-time town square that had quietly fragmented into a hundred private instruments, and why the fastest civic response in 2026 is to build the answer instead of post it. Plus Watch Duty, a 48-hour moving model, and someone in a blueberry-muffin costume.
The Card Apple Would Rather You Not Use
Why digital-first wallets still mail you a piece of metal.
Off My Board
The good stuff from the Bench, plus the unfinished things I’m still chasing — in your inbox most weeks. One curious human, writing to other curious humans. No hype, no “in today’s fast-paced world.”
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The same exploring, pointed at your world — working prototypes and thinking-alongside for leaders and teams who want to meet what’s coming head-on.